“This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.”
The above quote is representative of every interaction you’ll ever have with Comcast. It’s also a quote from 300. But more the first thing, definitely.
Thankfully, a company called Trim has created a chat bot to handle this infuriating task for you. It’s a Chrome extension that not only talks to customer service on your behalf, but also lets you play Tetris, Brick Breaker, or Snake while the bot works its magic.